"I've Often Pondered..."

[bhs_pirates]

One of my roommates at college (the half-way intelligent one, not the one that I posted his final in his English class on here), one night when were just sitting in the room, started these sayings that he always started with "I've often pondered ______________"

So, being in the mood of random reminiscing (sp?), I decided to start a thread to see if it would catch on or not. Basically, the whole idea behind it is to ask questions that you have thought about that probably doesn't have an answer?

For example, the roomie had me really laughing hard when he just randomly asked at like 2 AM one nite, "I've often pondered...since black guys typically have bigger penises than white guys, do black girls have longer clitorises than white girls?" lol

Example #2: "I've often pondered...if someone that has a penis and a vagina, do they have sex with themselves? If so, was it pleasurable?" lol

I guess my parents buy me books, send me to school, and this is what I come home with...lol...Let's see where this goes from here...I'm sure this is right up Lexon's alley! lol

[Lexon Avery]

Bert Reynolds called he wants his black guy back.

Come on you know as good as I do that those are like 400 times better then “I've often pondered _____”

Brad Pit called he want his baby back.

Rick James called he wants his “biatch” back.

Evader* Hollyfeild* called he wants his ear back.

Phs’ penis called it wants its record for “smallest penis in the world” back.

Samuel L. Jackson called he wants his English back. “English mother shampoo do you speak it?”

DLD’s mom called she wants her son to be straight again.

I've often pondered why people think i give a dam?

[bhs_pirates]

Kyle Spry called, he wants his pacifier and breast milk back....

this came to me in a dream...what a mommy's boy

[bhs_pirates]

I've often pondered...if Lambda Chi Alpha will ever get more than a Gilley full of members again? lol

[bhs_pirates]

Lexon, Hotel Rwanda called...they want their master key back...