Best Guitarist: David Gilmour/Eric Clapton
Best Drummer: John Bonham
Best Singer: Freddy Mecury/Robert Plant
Best Bassist: Cliff Burton
Best Band: Pink Floyd
Make your lists isajeep. It will Be lIKe ChRISTMAs....excEEpt it's not shampoo cHRISTMAS!!!
if it were s standard-issue Christmas morning.....it would be more normal....BRAVE even....perhaps
but what you see in this unfolding situation looks NOTHING like Christmas morning
cause....the Christmas tree that we all like to look at.....HAS BEEN STOLEN AND REPLACED WITH A 6 FOOT HIGH STSTUE OF ANDY ROONEY WEARING A TOGA....and right next to his image is a shameful TOWERING PILE OF SWINE CORPSES STUCK THROUGH WITH A GIANT SKEWER made of the finest silver
.....so YOURE LEFT WONDERIG "WHY" and your children --- FAR FROM TROUBLED --- are all dancing around the goddamn thing and tossing sweetmeat-candies into the air like its some kind of fuking PAGAN RITUAL FOR THEM....
