Vampire Sex
Richard Cranium
Vampire Sex
1st - The persons gender is your preference to sleep with
2nd - They are a 8.5 on your scale of attractiveness (10 being hottest)
3rd - You have no way to test if they really are a vampire.
2nd - They are a 8.5 on your scale of attractiveness (10 being hottest)
3rd - You have no way to test if they really are a vampire.
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Re: Vampire Sex
Would have to be a 20. Im talking once in the history of humans type of hot bitch here.
My ass is on fire right now. My side hurt, my mouth hurt... I bust my ass. I'd show you the marks, but I don't wanna pull my pants down right now... I got my teeth fixed the same day. Rich isajeep teeth."
Richard Cranium
Re: Vampire Sex
y?
8.5 without any work sounds like a deal to me.
8.5 without any work sounds like a deal to me.
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Are we talking traditional vampire (eternal life, must feed to survive, and sun-phobia) or these new-wave queer "vampires?" Also is the vampirisim a guaranteed transfer if we have sex?
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Richard Cranium
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Black Up wrote:Are we talking traditional vampire (eternal life, must feed to survive, and sun-phobia) or these new-wave queer "vampires?"
traditional vampire because we aren't bitches on the Ford forum closer to like Underworld.
We don't get to know.Black Up wrote:Also is the vampirisim a guaranteed transfer if we have sex?
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Well then my answer would be hell yeah. I mean have sex with hot vampire bitch (win), a chance at all the perks of vampirism (win), and the only down side would be the few possible flaws of being a vampire (which i can live with) and appearing to be some sort of twilight fan boy which would suck.
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Exactly, because what would be better then spending the night with a hot vampire...? Well unless when your done having sex she kills you for a blood fix....
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LOL Twilight sucked! But anyways why would you want to be a vampire? I mean if you went through with this an didnt become a vampire that would be cool!
Richard Cranium
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You're still getting laid so who cares. Being an immortal sounds pretty badass to me, in and of itself. But just think of all the sex you could have as an immortal, asking people the very same question.
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She would have to be the most beautiful chick I have ever seen to consider it. I can't take the risk that I will be killed immediately afterward with no promise of immortality.
My ass is on fire right now. My side hurt, my mouth hurt... I bust my ass. I'd show you the marks, but I don't wanna pull my pants down right now... I got my teeth fixed the same day. Rich isajeep teeth."
Richard Cranium
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Yeah but in the case of your death, at your final moments of doing a kinda hot chick you get to know the truth, 'Vampires are real'. Think about how many people wanted to know that, and you just got some.
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I don't think the "vampires being real" question is that big of a deal to most. Plus, who cares if you know you can't do anything with that knowledge.Lexon Avery wrote:Yeah but in the case of your death, at your final moments of doing a kinda hot chick you get to know the truth, 'Vampires are real'. Think about how many people wanted to know that, and you just got some.
My ass is on fire right now. My side hurt, my mouth hurt... I bust my ass. I'd show you the marks, but I don't wanna pull my pants down right now... I got my teeth fixed the same day. Rich isajeep teeth."
Richard Cranium
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you can die in peace, that question answers so many. If vampires exist then the likely hood god does would be equal as good, that we can trust is mystery, and that Bitch'z be crazy--who kills someone they just had consensual sex with, non-consensual i would understand.
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Your applying your values to people (or a race) that may not share your values by tradition. So this statement is meaningless.Lexon Avery wrote:who kills someone they just had consensual sex with, non-consensual i would understand.
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Richard Cranium
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Black Up wrote:Your applying your values to people (or a race) that may not share your values by tradition. So this statement is meaningless.
please explain in greater detail, i'm not exactly following.
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