saw this in a magazine thought it was funny
kratos and master chief are not friends as a corollary he does not want to be your friend
next gen starts when he says it starts
kratos can bench press himself
he does not need 299 extra dudes to hold back the thousand nations of the persian empire
his princess is not in another castle
roundhouse kicks are like candy to kratos
facts about kratos
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facts about kratos
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Re: facts about kratos
l33tn3kk3dskillz wrote:saw this in a magazine thought it was funny
kratos and master chief are not friends as a corollary he does not want to be your friend
next gen starts when he says it starts
kratos can bench press himself
he does not need 299 extra dudes to hold back the thousand nations of the persian empire
his princess is not in another castle
roundhouse kicks are like candy to kratos
just makes me want to laugh out loud...
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My mom is very do-able.
Riced out like a Honda
My mom is very do-able.
think...mushroom shape on someones face.
...ok if you dont understand yet its where you slap someone in the face with your d!ck
...ok if you dont understand yet its where you slap someone in the face with your d!ck
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Re: facts about kratos
You forgot that kratos takes a super c ock wrapped in razor wire every night without flinchingl33tn3kk3dskillz wrote:saw this in a magazine thought it was funny
kratos and master chief are not friends as a corollary he does not want to be your friend
next gen starts when he says it starts
kratos can bench press himself
he does not need 299 extra dudes to hold back the thousand nations of the persian empire
his princess is not in another castle
roundhouse kicks are like candy to kratos
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is way cooler with the lights off
Re: facts about kratos
but that implies that he's lance bassMyth wrote:
You forgot that kratos takes a super c ock wrapped in razor wire every night without flinching
Ares! Destroy my enemies and my life is yours!"
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does it really matter that much....i mean he is a cartoon character.....he can be lance bass,trans, a dumb shampoo....anything, so it dosent really matter now does it.........................oh and i just have to add l33tn3kk3dskillz you have such good observations skills going on there dont ya
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